Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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