birth control should be required to get into college
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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