these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
