someone get that fucking seahorse.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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