You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
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It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
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i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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