butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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