belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
another moral hangover. fuck.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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