Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
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I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
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Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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