I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
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I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
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Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
how does that bad decision feel?
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