do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
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No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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