i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Someone signed my nipple.
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