and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
