I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
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Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
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I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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