Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Someone came in the potted fern
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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