Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
handjob tips. give me some.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
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And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
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What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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