How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
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