what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
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I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
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They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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