Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
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