I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
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I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
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Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
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