There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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