u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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