brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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