The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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