You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
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How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
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He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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