I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
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As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
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Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
His nipple licking is glorious
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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