check it out our google latitudes are spooning
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
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he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
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ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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