Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
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some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
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Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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