How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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