He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
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