She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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