So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
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