Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Randomize
