Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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