Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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