Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I still have a little drunk in my system
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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