so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
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I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
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Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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