champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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