He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
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I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
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You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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