just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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