Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
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then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
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At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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