we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
so let's talk penis.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
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well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
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He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
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