make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
