So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
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I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
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I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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