the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.