do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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