Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag