question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
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You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
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I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.