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(201): View more from New Jersey

i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.

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(586): View more from Michigan

you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?

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(270): View more from Kentucky

my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.

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(716): View more from New York

If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.

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(480): View more from Arizona

Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.

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(516): View more from New York

This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion

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