We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i think my tv is drunk
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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