Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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