I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
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all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
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She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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