Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
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She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize