So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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