you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
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Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
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to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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