Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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