So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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