I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
my poor anus
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
So vagazzling was a success
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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