He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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