Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
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I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
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The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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