so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
We have started to decorate penises.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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