I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Couch. On fire.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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